This is Lenny.
2007-03-05
it has arrived...
I know, it looks a bit unimpressive in that light, but I'll post a few more images of this 37-inch beauty when I'm done playing with it. That didn't come out right. Bwahahaha.
2007-03-04
2007-02-25
Crazy Jack-Face 24, 25
I know, there's been a lot of Jack-Faces lately, but this'll be the last one for a while. And for that, I thought I'd make it a little bit special. Enjoy.
"You think I trust you? That I'm gonna just do the surgery..."
"...and HOPE that you'll let me go?"
"You think I trust you? That I'm gonna just do the surgery..."
"...and HOPE that you'll let me go?"
Crazy Jack-Face 20, 21, 22, 23
"What are you..."
"DOING HERE?!"
"If you got something to watch, Cindy..."
"...GO WATCH IT!!!"
2007-02-22
2007-02-12
2007-02-10
up and running again...
Got the part I needed for my broken-ass computer, finally. Took me all day to get the part from the supermarket/postal office and work out a few kinks with the system when I replaced the part, but now it's like a brand new computer. Yay! Great success!
2007-02-06
system down...
Be back when it's fixed.
Update:
I know I posted this three times, but the cell gave a an error message after I tried to publish it. Anyway, now I'm using my girlfriend's old computer while I wait for the store to get the part I need to fix my computer.
Damn.
2007-01-28
seven DVD's on my desk...
I know, I usually go with five dvd's, but I felt like going crazy this time around. I'm a real nutjob, I'm tellin' ya!
1. Miller's Crossing
One of the best movies made by the Coen brothers, and one of the best period pieces ever made, period. Standouts in this movie are Albert Finney and John Turtorro, playing each other's opposites. Albert plays a crime boss, and John plays a sneaky squealer-type guy. Caught in between is Gabriel Byrne's character, trying to work out the conflict in the movie. Excellent film.
2. The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie
The kid in me really loves this movie. Sure, the animation is horrible, the voicework is severely exaggerated and overacted, and the story is laughable. I can't really explain why I like it, but I do. So shoot me.
3. Lord of War
Nicolas Cage acts really well as an arms dealer in this movie, in contrast to the YouTube movie I linked to in my last post. Vastly underrated and overlooked by nearly everyone, with a witty script and beautiful cinematography. Consider renting this when you don't know what to rent.
4. Good Night, and Good Luck
I never thought that I'd see George Clooney get nominated for Best Director at the Academy Awards, but this movie gave him one, and well-deserved, mind you. Apart from directing the movie, he also wrote and acted in it. Clooney has come a long way since "Return of the Killer Tomatoes" and "E.R.".
5. The Frighteners
Horror comedy signed Peter Jackson. Not one of his best, but still an entertaining and visually pleasing movie with Michael J. Fox. And who doesn't like Michael J. Fox? I know I do. Like him, that is.
6. Army of Darkness
The third movie in the "Evil Dead" trilogy. Sadly, like the second movie, it's more focused on slapstick humor and catchphrases than the horror, but if you like the other "Evil Deads", you'll want to see this too.
7. Limbo
A somber piece, in which the first two thirds are solely dedicated to character development, and the conflict of the movie only kicks in in the last third. Beautifully directed by John Sayles.
In other news, my girlfriend and me has decided to finally buy ourselves a new 37" HDTV in February. I'll let you know how it turns out. I can't wait!
1. Miller's Crossing
One of the best movies made by the Coen brothers, and one of the best period pieces ever made, period. Standouts in this movie are Albert Finney and John Turtorro, playing each other's opposites. Albert plays a crime boss, and John plays a sneaky squealer-type guy. Caught in between is Gabriel Byrne's character, trying to work out the conflict in the movie. Excellent film.
2. The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie
The kid in me really loves this movie. Sure, the animation is horrible, the voicework is severely exaggerated and overacted, and the story is laughable. I can't really explain why I like it, but I do. So shoot me.
3. Lord of War
Nicolas Cage acts really well as an arms dealer in this movie, in contrast to the YouTube movie I linked to in my last post. Vastly underrated and overlooked by nearly everyone, with a witty script and beautiful cinematography. Consider renting this when you don't know what to rent.
4. Good Night, and Good Luck
I never thought that I'd see George Clooney get nominated for Best Director at the Academy Awards, but this movie gave him one, and well-deserved, mind you. Apart from directing the movie, he also wrote and acted in it. Clooney has come a long way since "Return of the Killer Tomatoes" and "E.R.".
5. The Frighteners
Horror comedy signed Peter Jackson. Not one of his best, but still an entertaining and visually pleasing movie with Michael J. Fox. And who doesn't like Michael J. Fox? I know I do. Like him, that is.
6. Army of Darkness
The third movie in the "Evil Dead" trilogy. Sadly, like the second movie, it's more focused on slapstick humor and catchphrases than the horror, but if you like the other "Evil Deads", you'll want to see this too.
7. Limbo
A somber piece, in which the first two thirds are solely dedicated to character development, and the conflict of the movie only kicks in in the last third. Beautifully directed by John Sayles.
In other news, my girlfriend and me has decided to finally buy ourselves a new 37" HDTV in February. I'll let you know how it turns out. I can't wait!
2007-01-25
best performance of the year...
Okay, not really. Nicolas Cage was recently nominated for a Razzie Award, which give their award to the worst movies made during the year. Here's why he was nominated. Enjoy.
2007-01-20
2007-01-12
top 5 porn titles...
I found these titles on bittorrent, and I thought they (the titles) were kinda funny. I'm not downloading them, I swear.
5. "Ass To Other Girls Mouth"
Yikes, too specific. Next.
4. "Smorgaswhores"
Whoo, clever.
3. "Mother Fucking Cream Pie Gang Bang 2"
Is this the movie with Jason Biggs?
2. "Attack Of The Monster Midget With A 10 Inch Cock"
Yes, this is a real title.
And now, the no. 1 porn title found on bittorrent today...
1. "Who Needs A Soulmate, Give Me A Holemate"
Honorable mention:
"Mad Sex Party Electro Cock Therapy"
Long titles are awesome.
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